Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Now my answer to any and everything.


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Posted 11 months ago
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

Male Novelist Jokes (via The Toast)

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source for the thing I reblogged earlier!

NEVER OVER “The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim.”

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OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY CLICK THE LINK

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Posted 12 months ago

genderqueer: Andrew by Andrea Gibson

openyoureyessunshine:

When I was a kid I would sometimes
Secretly call myself Andrew
Would tug at the crotch of my pants the way
Only pubescent boys do
Ran around pounding on my bare chest like tarzan
It’s not that I thought I’d grow up to be a man
I just never thought I’d grow up to be a…

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Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
joetheblogger:

quickhits:

Nick Anderson, Houston Chronicle.

All other political cartoonists can stop now because it doesn’t get better than this.

joetheblogger:

quickhits:

Nick Anderson, Houston Chronicle.

All other political cartoonists can stop now because it doesn’t get better than this.

Posted 1 year ago
For a country that fancies itself the greatest democracy on Earth, the fact that a small band of outliers in one party can essentially shut down the federal government over a petty political brawl seems woefully undemocratic.
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago